HOW TO PICK UP CHICKS
They come in all ages and sizes, so, how do you pick up chicks?
Very carefully!
Check out these helpful videos and then memorize the surefire pick-up lines listed below. Armed with your new knowledge and skills you're sure to never be lonely again! | ||
|
|
|
Here are some surefire pick-up lines:
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
"If a fat man puts you in his bag tonight, don't worry, I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas."
"If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you I'd have five cents."
"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."
"Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?"
"Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?"
"You don't sweat much for a fat chic."
"Here's twenty dollars. Drink until I'm really good looking and then come talk to me."
"Excuse me, did you just fart?"
"Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly?"
"Mind if I stand here until it's safe where I farted?"
"Hey, honey, anybody ever tell you I've got beautiful eyes?"
Good luck and happy chick pickin'!